Setting: I’m pulled up to an intersection in my Ferrari Challenge Strandale, just arriving from the local Taco Hell drive through… when up comes a blue impala driven by the one and only Taco Bell “Good to Go” guy.
(Jake does the “What’s Up?” head nod)
(Taco Bell Guy does the “What’s Up?” head nod)
Jake - So… how’s it going?
Taco Bell Guy - It’s good to go!
Jake - What’s good to go?
Taco Bell Guy - This crunchwrap supreme. It’s good to go!
Jake - Ok, you’ve mentioned that already. Wanna race?
(Jake revs his Ferrari up to 8500 RPMs)
(Taco Bell Guy reaches into his glove compartment box, whips out a D. Eagle)
Taco Bell Guy - Is it good to go now mutha fucka? How’s this treat you? You better recognize before you get hospitalized… fucking softshell taco mutha fucka.
Jake - WHAT THE FUCK? You are insane… Just don’t shoot me, I haven’t had time to eat my cheesy fiesta potatoes, it’s my favorite part of my $3.78 meal.
Taco Bell Guy - It’s ok man, It’s good to go.
(Jake checks to ensure he didn’t piss himself)
(Taco Bell Guys puts his gun down and chomps on his crunchwrap supreme)
Jake - You had me for a second… I mean, it was scary the first time I met the little chihuahua dog… I almost stepped on him, but this… this shit is out of control.
Taco Bell Guy - See, I told you… it’s good to gooooooo
(Taco Bell Guy does the “Good to Go” hand wave thing)
Jake - It’s not good to go. Holy shit. The only thing that’s good to go is the incredibly uncomfortable bowel movement that has taken course since my recent visit to Taco Hell in combination with you shoving a .50 caliber pistol in my FACE.
Taco Bell Guy - I’m sorry, do you want a coupon for a free 1/2 lb. beef and potatoe burrito?
(Jake smiles)
Jake - Sure.
[with Arnold][1]
[with Tony Montana][2]
[1]: http://www.thoughtstoblog.com/articles/2006/02/17/conversation-with-arnold "Arnold"
[2]: http://www.thoughtstoblog.com/articles/2006/02/22/conversations-with-scarface "Tony Montana"