Setting: Tony Montana is sitting behind his large desk, with a pile of coke. Jake is sitting in a relaxing leather chair, discussing business with the Cuban coke lord.
Tony - How chew doin meng? You got shit taken care of?
Jake - Yeah I’m doin’ alright Tony, how’s your sister doing?
(Jake winks)
Tony - What the fuck chew talkin’ ‘bout? Don’t fuck around with my sister okay… you got any idea who I am?
Jake - Yeah you’re Al Pacino… err Scarface… umm Tony Montana.
Tony - Jake… don’t you FUCK me with meng, I’m the last bad guy on the fuckin’ planet meng.
(Tony bends over, sticks his nose in the coke… snorts)
Jake - Are you ok? Are you sure you should be snorting coke?
Tony - It’s sugar… First you get the sugar, then you get the money… then you get the power, and THEN you get the wommmeeennnn…
(Tony winks, Jake laughs)
Tony - What chew say meng? What the FUCK did chew just say meng?
(Tony gets up, walks to the cabinet, slowly opens it)
Tony - Say ‘ello to ma lil’ frien’!
(Tony spins around and starts firing rounds at 15 rounds per second)
(Jake flies behind the desk, jukes, runs to the door)
Tony - Come here chew little bitch, see what happens when chew mess wit’ Tony Montana.
Jake - FUCK YOU MENG (in a slightly mocking tone)
(Tony continues to fire as Jake lands in the infamous “The World is Mine” fountain)
Narrowly escaping, Jake whipes the coke off of his sleeve and walks home… continually watching his back.