Setting: an office break room, Jake is sitting at the table, enjoying a refreshing Sierra Mist…
(The brick wall gives way… bricks flying everywhere… through the cloud of dust, Schwartzenegger appears)
Arnold - GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!! GET TO THE CHOPPER NOW!!!!
Jake - Arnold Schwartzenegger? Is that really you?
Arnold - GET DOWN…
(Jake crouches)
Jake - What?
(Jake stands when nothing happens)
Arnold - GET DOWN AGAIN!!!!
Jake - Ok! Ok!
(Jake crouches)
Arnold - We must get out of here, they are trying to take… your torillas.
Jake - This is freaking awesome! What are we going to do next?
Arnold - I’m going to ask you a few questions… and I want them answered immediately.
(Arnold pauses for a breath)
Arnold - Who is your daddy and what does he do? Your clothes, give them to me… NOW!
(Jake removes his pants, hands them to Arnold)
Jake - Are you going to like… autograph my boxer briefs or what? I don’t have a sharpee.
(Arnold grabs Jake’s hand and starts to run)
Arnold- Come with me, if you want to live…
(They exit the break room).
[shakes head]
Seriously, great first Conversations with. Love it dude!