The USRSF
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit calledthe US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North and South Carolina, Kentucky, West [by God] Virginia, Mississippi,Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, TEXAS, Oklahoma and Tennessee boys will be droppedinto Iraq and have been given the following facts about terrorists:
- The season opened today.
- There is no limit.
- They taste just like chicken.
- They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
- They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over in a week.
from ForgetFoo:
http://www.forgetfoo.com/?p=2&blogid=4056