I told myself I wasn’t going to turn this into a tumblelog… but Mike pointed me to a few funny posts…
On Intelligent Design from Fanatical Apathy
STAN: I guess what I’m saying is that with you being all-powerful and all-knowing, why would you use 98% of your chimp design and cut corners on your most important creation?
GOD: Maybe… I just work in mysterious ways. Did you ever think of that, Mr. Smartypants?
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Saved yet? from bash.org
DannyB: some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
DannyB: i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
DannyB: and can reload from there if i die
DannyB: she was confused