Movie Meme! Safe Fun For EveryONE!

Posted by Jake Good
on Dec 29, 04

Guess what movie these quotes come from! Disclaimer: The accuracy of these quotes isnot garaunteed...

Leave a comment with either the actor/actress' name or the character name + themovie.

  1. I don't want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of one I can't escapeis even worse. Pippen - Lord of the Rings : Tom Johnson
  2. Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit,twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? Thefairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until youfucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. DrillSargeant - Full Metal Jacket - Scott CReynolds
  3. It's a TRAP! Admiral Ackbar - SWEP 6 : Tom Johnson
  4. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' aroundaccidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it's both. Forrest Gump -Forrest Gump : Sweet Lou
  5. Am I not MERCIFUL? Commodus - Gladiator : Tom Johnson
  6. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beansand a nice chianti. Hannibal Lecter - Silence of the Lambs : Scott C Reynolds
  7. Wise man say: forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for latepizza. Michelangelo - TMNT : Tom Johnson
  8. It's a little funny. Danielle - The Girl Next Door : TomJohnson
  9. FREEEE-DOOMMMM William Wallace - Braveheart : Scott C. Reynolds
  10. First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sentin as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but theoverwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the wholegang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even havereproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know,about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? Donnie- Donnie Darko : Tom Johnson
  11. Your clothes, give them to me.... now John Kimbel - Terminator : TomJohnson
  12. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to doanything. Tyler Durden - Fight Club : Sweet Lou
  13. Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think weneed one more. Alright, we'll get one more. Danny Ocean - Ocean's 11 : Scott C. Reynolds
  14. I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"! Annie -Goonies : Tom Johnson
  15. Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!" Mikey - Goonies: Tom Johnson
  16. Effin' A, Cotton, Effin' A Pepper - Dodgeball : Sweet Lou
  17. Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a servicefor me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's weddingday. Don Corleon - The Godfather : Scott C. Reynolds
  18. It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there'sthis electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing withme. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. Ricky - American Beauty :Sweet Lou
  19. Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords. Oren-ishii -Kill Bill : Scott C. Reynolds
  20. Honey, you think KFC is still open? Frank - Old School : SweetLou
  21. There's a 30% change that it's already raining. Karen - Mean Girls :Sweet Lou
  22. I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right Imight be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh. Drew - Office Space : Scott C. Reynolds
  23. It's practically my favorite animal. Napoleon - Napoleon Dynamite :Tom Johnson
  24. Let's make a bargain. You ask God for help, and I'll stop the moment He showsup. Dungeon Master - Count of Monte Cristo : Tom Johnson
  25. Hey, how'd you like that? Huh? You fuckin' maricon! Hey! TonyMontana - Scarface : Scott C. Reynolds

 

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