HOWTO: Welcome a coworker back from having his 2nd child

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 31, 05

Two pranksters... John and Jake... in an epic tale where the trust in the movement ofJello will be tested, their minds will be pulled in all directions, and adistinct orange odor will surface in the halls of Inetium.

The Concept: Suspend a coffee cup in Jello , following the lead from a comedy sitcom The Office (BBC) and nowNBC.

The Culprits: John and Jake

And so it begins....

It all started one evening when The Office DVD was floating around Inetium.A few of us had watched the episodes and came to work to discuss the hilarious moments,rambling misquotes left and right. One scene in particular interested Jake... John (read:culprit #1) was taking the Friday off to be with his daughter. Jake, being the youthful,charming, handsome, single, master jello molder that he is, decides to steal John'sstapler in order to place it into a Jello mold. The plan fell through as Friday afternoonrolls around and talk of Erik's family bringing in another member (beautiful new babygirl) started ideas on how to congratulate him (at least in Jake's mind)... so the ideawas pitched to John that we would steal his coffee mug and pull the prank...

Project Pegasus was started...

A quick trip to Target and Byerly's was all that was necessary to gain the properingredients for such a prank.

4 x Packages of (8 serving size) Orange Flavored Jello
1 x Roll of Cyclone TackleLine (10 lb test line: recommended by expert fish molester Paul)
1 x Large Lock& Lock plastic seal-able container
1 x VictimCoffee Cup

Household items:
1 x Pair of Scissors
1 x 16 cup Pan
Running water
Stove

First... the cup and container were carefully washed... removing dirt from storage andother bacteria (Don't need to get anyone sick)... 

Illustration 1

Second... bring 8 cups of water to a boil on the stove. Be careful NOT to burn yourselfor randomly stick your finger in the boiling water to test the temperature.

Illustration 2

Third... figure out how to suspend the cup within the Jello using the fishing line.Originally I had wanted to set the cup upright, but because of the cylindrical design ofthe mug, I was unable to properly balance the cup using a string. Note, we did NOTprepare any jello on the bottom of the container to set the cup on (to pour more in tofill)... That would be too easy, instead we used an intricate setup of string wrappingaround the handle to create a cradle to hang from the scissors.

Illustration 3 + 4

After the water is boiling, place the Jello into the container and immediately addanother 4 - 6 cups of cold water. Place the cup into the Jello with suspension system inplace. Adjust the height appropriately.

Illustration 5

Under armed guard, safely transport the container into the refrigerator and write amessage on the white board explaining that precious cargo is in the fridge and should notbe budged. Ensure that any beer or other necessities are moved.

Illustration 6

Ensure that the temperature is proper for setting the Jello.

Illustration 7

Go to sleep.. watch a movie, do something constructive (no wait, don't)...

and magically, through the powers of Bill Cosby... the Jello forms... and you getthis...

Illustration 8

Distract the prey and carefully place the mold on victims desk.

Illustration 9 + 10

Capture the reaction.... Classic Mau response (NOT AN ACTOR)

Illustration 11

The aftermath...


* Disclaimer *
No animals (only coffee cup stealing gnomes) were hurt during the conception, design, andexecution of this practical joke. Use kitchen utensils and stove with caution. Jake Goodand John Howes do not take any responsibility or liability for any individual whoattempts to recreate this act.


w00t! Jake is MCAD... almost MCSD

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 28, 05

So I knocked down the 070-320 exam today... scored an824 (in 45 minutes with no studying)

So I guess this makes me MCAD certified (MicrosoftCertified Applications Developer)... :: twirls finger around in air ::

The next two exams will test whether my luckwill run out or not...

Test Series: 070-340Implementing Security for Applications with Microsoftr Visual C# .NET - English(ENU)
Date: Monday, April 04, 2005
Time: 10:00 AM
Appointment Length (minutes): 110


Happy Birthday

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 26, 05

Everyone head of to Aaron's blog...and wish him a Happy Birthday!

Can't wait till you get up to MN sucka!


pilot episode of "The Office" (US Version)

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 24, 05

So I just got done watching “TheOffice” (US) ... a spinoff of “The Office” (BBC)...

It was almost “scene for scene” an Americanized version...

they even got the stapler in the jello!

It was funny... pretty damn close to being as funny as the BBC version... we'll haveto wait and see how the season pans out...


2 down ... three to go...

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 23, 05

so today I took the 070-315 exam... read theTranscenders a bit... 45 minutes... barely passed with a 753 (yikes)

:: shrugs ::
#1 Its a passing mark
#2 I didn't study
#3 I have been working with Windows Forms exclusively since last May...

I schedule 070-320for Monday at 10am - GET 'ER DONE!

Test Series: 070-320Developing XML Web Services and Server Components with Microsoft Visual C# .NET and theMicrosoft .NET Framework - English (ENU)
Date: Monday, March 28, 2005
Time: 10:00 AM
Appointment Length (minutes): 140



 


new games to look for

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 23, 05

here's the list that I can't wait to play...

Xbox
Halo 2 Expansion Pack (yes it'strue) - seriously... bad ass...
Doom 3 - w00t!
Forza Motorsport - 230 licensed cars, GT4 has NOTHING on this
25 to Life - must shoot and kill
GTA: San Andreas - same as before
Rainbox Six Lockdown - might as well add to my entire collection of Tom Clancy games(sans the Splinter Cell series)
MotoGP 3 - vroom vroom
Scarface - keepin it gangsta
The Godfather - to the matresses!
Bulletproof - who wouldn't want to fuck people up as 50 Cent...G.G.G.G.G-UUUNNNIIIITTTT

Nintendo DS
Animal Crossing
Mario Kart
Castlevania
World Championship Poker
Age of Empires
ATV Fury
Viewtiful Joe
Another Code

Gamecube
Killer 7
187 Ride or Die
Animal Crossing 2

and of course... the new systems... Revolution and Xbox 360...

thank goodness I'm a software developer ;)


file this under TMI

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 22, 05

so today, after getting out of the shower...

I pulled 7 gray hairs out of my beautiful curls...

'tis a sad day


interesting evening

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 22, 05

so tonight, I got home from work... walked over to the Great Clips (or whatever it is)... and chopped the fro off... it's gone

here's a pic
and another

I don't have any recent “fro” images... but here's what it would look like (ok so it'srecent)

then I went over to Byerly's (read: expensive carpeted grocery store) ... got some roastbeef, potatoe salad, angel food cake, whipped cream, raspberries, and strawberries...MMMMMmmmm

hopefully my roomate won't eat the cake and stuff, it's too good to share! :)

now I'm going to NOT study for my exam tomorrow and watchThe Truman Show! w00t!


free credit report..

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 22, 05

no shit... screw paying for your credit report! just hope I don't get spammed

State laws are requiring the major credit reporting companies to offer a free creditviewing once a year!

http://www.annualcreditreport.com


70-316 down for the count...

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 21, 05

So I took my first exam today... forgot it was today, didn'tstudy at all ...

30 minutes to take the exam... scored a 820 (Passing)

Not as high as I wanted, but with no studying, it provessomething about MCP exams...


VSTS pricing..

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 21, 05

In case you haven't seen this on the million of other news sources and blogs outthere...

Microsoftreleases it's pricing schedule for Visual Studio 2005 (Team Systems)

don't know what to think about this... i like it being cheap.. maybe it's a good time notspend my tech fund and wait for the release?


:: cue the twilight zone theme ::

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 17, 05

so today I got out of the shower... walked to my closet and grabbed a green polo, putit back in my closet and proceeded to snage my Green Bay Packers Nike polo and put iton...

I get to work... and a coworker says, “See! Even Jake is wearing greentoday.” ... I replied, “Yeah and?”

doh! Little did I know, my subconscious said .. “Jake is forgetting it's St.Patrick's Day... Let's put him in some green so he doesn't get pinched..”

w00t! +1 for Jake's subconscious!


Vote for The Brain Lounge in 2005

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 16, 05

If you work for Inetium...

Embrace your intelligence level and showcase your talents by naming the conferenceroom... “The Brain Lounge”

Every vote counts...

“Vote or die.“ - Sean “Puffy“ Combs

* Disclaimer *
This message was delivered on behalf of the “Vote for Brain Lounge” campaigncommittee. Monetary funds for this venture have not been funneled through the Raving Fanscommittee nor is the message affiliated with said committee; other than the sender ofthis email coincidentally serving on the committee.


sorry guys, i'm really trying...

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 16, 05

to blog more often, but life is keeping me occupied... or at least videogames, movies,books, and writing code... bars too and possibly some females here and there...

current things keeping jake busy:

The Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap (GBA)
Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced (GBA)
Final Fantasy I & II : Dawn of Souls (GBA)
Brother's In Arms : Road to Hill 30 (XBOX)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (book)
The Office (DVD)
EvolveStuff + CruiseStuff (two .Net applications I'm working on)
Inetium (my career, which I love too entirely much)
Tara is in town this week for Spring Break! (friend)
Decoys, Epic, Ricks, Brothers, Bar Fly, Drink!, Refuge, etc (bars)
Food and Sleep (necessities)

there will be more to blog about soon, i promise

while you're bored, Bob Reselman is giving away his book(in PDF format) titled: Coding Slave


a few funny cartoons

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 08, 05


copyright to their respected owners


Jack Thompson is a douche bag...

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 08, 05

http://keepyourkillingclean.blogspot.com/2005/02/jack-thompson-is-douche-bag.html

this is a very very very touchy subject with me... ( I agree with the above content inthe link )

whatever happened to good parenting.

< sarcasm >
I'm suing Stephen Herek, and Walmartbecause my illegitimate daughter (which I don't really have) is pregnant andshe learned sexual tendancies from Don'tTell Mom, The Babysitter's Dead.
< / sarcasm >


totally into my shuffle

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 07, 05

Yeah, it is the first piece of Apple(TM) hardware or software that I have purchased...but I caved in and bought a iPodShuffle

Let me tell you, it ROCKS! they really hit a home run with this one, it's sleek,stylish, holds enough music to last for hours on end... I'm not one of those “ubermusic geeks” who make up for smaller than average genitailia with their “I'vegot a million MP3s” stigma, so this is perfect... Let's me put a selection of songson there and away it plays... it's exactly the way I listen to music (random playlists)... It has a bunch of other uses as well ...Want to plug it into your cassette adapter inyour car? Go for it... Want to store a few documents/pictures on it to take with you? Gofor it...

I do suggest replacing the headphones though, definitely NOT with the SHURE E2C's, they suck! (seriously,contrary to popular belief and “> price = > quality myth“)

currently listening to - Ray Charles - It's All Right


this cracked me up...

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 03, 05

Jedi Mind Tricks..

http://learningcurves.blogspot.com/2005/03/jedi-mind-trick.html


the journey to MCSD .Net has started...

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 02, 05
they are GREs or MCATs or anything... (Javakid andI share the same thoughts)

Attendees: Good, Jacob

Test Series: 070-315Developing and Implementing Web Applications with Microsoft Visual C# .NET and MicrosoftVisual Studio .NET - English (ENU)
Date: Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Time: 10:00 AM
Appointment Length (minutes): 140

Test Series: 070-316Developing and Implementing Windows-based Applications with Microsoft Visual C# .NET andMicrosoft Visual Studio .NET - English (ENU)
Date: Monday, March 21, 2005
Time: 10:00 AM
Appointment Length (minutes): 170

The rest of the tests: Security, XML Web Services, and Architecture & Requirementstest will come the next 2 weeks...

Heck, why not... with adeal like this, it's hard to pass up.


impatient haiku

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 02, 05

Waiting to compile
Code poetry in motion
Build is successful


whoisjake.com and supporting investors present..

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 01, 05

The toilet Aviator